Hello there, long time no rant! Well a while ago, I decided that I would trial this blog thing and that was fine and it really helped with my cerebral toxic vomit which was truly surprising. Now as a few of you know, I’m a quite scattered individual – a real Queen of Chaos – if you will, much to the delight of my dear family and friends. Then life happened, as it does, so more and more time passed between blog purges and that was okay at the time because I felt “lighter” and awesome – a real feeling of “yeah, I’ve got the parenting sh*t handled!” So I stopped doing it all together and had another mini human – my little snuggle bug. He’s completely different to his tornado brother, literally chalk and cheese! So if you can’t guess what happened I’ll tell you…..eventually sh*t completely hit the fan…..BOOM!…..I know, SHOCK right?….and everything started to go haywire and fall apart…..SOOOO now I’m back!

Now I’m not going to make any promises about weekly posting or anything like that because quite frankly I know myself and that is just far too much pressure for this self proclaimed Queen of Chaos! What I can promise though, is that I will be MUCH better at “purging” my cerebral vomit – which you can either choose to read or not to read. That in itself is slightly terrifying because although I may appear all sassy and “if you don’t like it, then don’t look” but the reality is that I do care what people think. I care a lot – crazy I know! But there’s that little thing called judgement rearing it’s ugly head again…..so what did I do? Something a bit crazy and scary…….I actually went to the Facebook page attached to this blog and started inviting people to it! People I actually know! Not only that but I even turned the comments on! Now in hindsight a baptism of fire might not have been a little bit of bull in a China shop option…..BUT I’ve done it now and can’t very well go an unfriend them all now can I?

So here I am, I’ve gone and opened myself up to friends, family and community acquaintances that I’ve known and respected my entire life! It all sounds lovely and warm fuzzy in theory, doesn’t it? However the reality is TERRIFYING because now I’m incredibly vulnerable! Well look at that, judgement, jumping in there again, but seriously think about it…..would you do it? Now this blog might not ever be hugely popular or develop a cult following, like Constance Hall, who I personally have a huge amount of respect for, she is just damn fabulous! However, it’s not really for anyone else, it’s for my own personal metal health.

Now in order for me to do this self therapy successfully, I have to be my actual brutally honest self, not my watered down public self. So I am to try and do just that and I going to ask two things of you all; firstly – ask you to be kind (particularly if you choose to comment) and secondly tell you to brace yourself people it could get a little brutal, confronting and even a little WILD…..